10 of the Weirdest Perfumes in the World

We all have our favorite perfumes and fragrances and we even have a signature scent. From warm notes to fruity accents, clothes smell what we have always loved. But have you ever wanted to have a different smell ? Maybe the smell of freshly cut grass or caviar for a change. No? But , these companies thought otherwise. Check out these fragrances that sound so shocking, you may just be tempted to try them out.

10. KISS Cologne Spray

Do you want to rock and roll all night, but you do not smell like it? The idea of combining cologne with four sweaty guys that wear a goth makeup doesn’t sound sweet, but hey, there’s something out there for everyone.

9. Cannabis Perfume

As stated by the makers the Cannabis Santal Eau de Parfum “features a woodsy fragrance that captures the raw energy of desire and is housed in a mini artisanal bottle. Exotic citruses and warm notes of chocolate, vetiver, and vanilla musk surround the unique heart of this seductive scent: a special proprietary accord that captures the raw sensuality of cannabis, known for its woodsy, musky properties.”

8. Own DNA Fragrance

What do you smell like? My DNA Fragrance is a one and only fragrance company that creates biologically seductive liquid treasures that caress the secret desires of the mind from DNA blueprints. No two people will smell the same again, so the perfume is as unique as well. The company has recently started using celebrities’ DNA code for a new line of VIP perfumes, including that of Barack Obama and Marilyn Monroe .

7. Secretions Magnifique

Have you ever had that “not fresh” feeling? Then we highly recommend that you don’t spray on Secretions Magnifique perfume. Available in the US only at the swank Henri Bendel department store in NYC, it smells of. . . of sweat, spunk, and blood. Oh, the French! From their famed aversion to daily baths to their smelly cheeses . They have seriously cornered the market on stinky.

6. Lobster Scent

There is another insane scent .It is from Demeter’s Fragrance Library , the Lobster Scent. Probably their most imperceptive fragrance, it is “dead on,” a combination of the sea, a hint of drawn butter and sweet meat.

5. Stilton Cheese Perfume

The makers of Stilton cheese launched their own perfume, Eau de Stilton , in 2006. They claim to “have recreated the earthy and fruity aroma” of the stinging blue cheese “in an unique, wearable perfume.” The perfume is blended by a Manchester-based aromatics company . It features a “symphony of natural base notes including yarrow, clary sage, angelica seed and valerian.”

4. Burger King Body Spray

In 2008, fast-food chain Burger King launched a meat-scented fragrance in the US for under US$4, and they called it “Flame.” Flame is being promoted as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” We do not recommend it for vegetarians.

3. Vulva Fragrance

Vulva Original is an actual scented product with a vaginal smell that is specifically described as “not being a perfume.” The scent intends to “stimulate the one who wears it rather than someone else.” While most fragrance products act as “odor cues” and are used to improve ones odor in order to become more attractive , Vulva Original is designed to be consumed by its owner by applying a drop to the skin and sniffing it immediately after.

2. Paint Perfume in a Spray

If you have always wanted to spray your body with a spray paint can , now you can do just that with the Wode Paint. Wode is the first visible fragrance , it comes in a graffiti spray can with a cobalt blue color. In the first place it turns your skin and clothing blue, but it will disappear after some time.

1. Funeral Home Scent

Demeter’s Fragrance Library carries a huge collection of scents in the form of Colognes, Shower Gel, and Body Lotions that can bring you back to childhood. One of their strangest scents is the “Funeral Home,” a blend of classic white flowers: lilies, gladiolus, chrysanthemums with stems and leaves, with a hint of mahogany and oriental carpet, smelling just like the last funeral you attended.